Last minute shopping

Stuck for the perfect gift? Run out of ideas?

Apparently you can now buy a second hand space shuttle from NASA. It’s a snip at only £27.4 million. I know I would like one – after all, who wouldn’t? At last I could refine my death ray and have the earth at my mercy! Bwahahahaha!

NASA are looking for anyone interested in making such a purchase. It occurred to me they should be checking with Dr Doom, and sundry criminal masterminds, as I’m pretty sure one of them would be interested. After all, apart from a white Persian cat, what else could you get the ultimate villain for Christmas?

Go on then, it's your turn

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